Some of the other bikes I have owned - Page 2
Honda XL250 I was now divorced and penniless my next bike cost me £150
from Cambridge Bike breakers. A 250 Honda XL trail bike with a 23 inch front
wheel.
This XL250 changed my life more than any other bike. I live in the county and I
started riding Green Lanes and riding down the local Gravel pits. My riding
skills improved enormously as a result. I fell in love with off road riding and
virtually stopped road riding for 8 years.
Yamaha XZ550 Vision Café Racer x 3 I had £500 and I
wanted a road bike I could take to the TT. I bought a non
running XZ550. I stripped it, fitted clip-ons, rear sets, spax
shock, tweaked the exhaust and airbox, adapted an FZR750
racing seat, painted the frame red and the rest of the bike
red & white. The finished result was stunningly beautiful.
The standard XZ550 was so rare I was always being
stopped and asked what I was riding. I rode her to the TT
and overtook every other V Twin all week except for one
Guzzi. I just loved hunting down Ducati riders. The handling
was quite good however the rear shaft drive made it a little
heavy.
A friend from work bought 2 broken XZ550's to build one like
mine. He soon lost interest so I bought them off him for
£175. The second version I built was blue/white then I built
another red/white bike. One had a siezed big end that I had
to fix and on the other the ignition/ecu was never quite right (
Typical Yamaha). I sold them all and made about £2000
profit in total.
If only the R&D people at Yamaha had thought of turning this
frumpy tourer into a sports middleweight they could have
been 10 years ahead of the Suzuki SV650.

Moto Guzzi 650 Monza. I wanted to try another V Twin and you would think that a 650 Guzzi Monza would be a real
upgrade from a homebuilt XZ550. How wrong can you be!! The little Guzzi had less power and it was built by
people who failed the entry exam to build Yamaha's in the 1970's.
When cleaned and polished the Monza looked lovely, sounded great and everyone admired it. I serviced it and fixed
so many things that were not working The 650 Guzzi could cruise at 80 and I rode 300 miles in a day to Thruxton
and back for a washed out BSB meeting. The next day I cleaned the bike, took it for a spin and the engine dropped
a valve in a 30 mph limit. It turns out "They all do that mate" because Guzzi friction weld the valve heads onto the
valve stems eek!
I drove to Brighton to buy a secondhand head, barrel and piston and rebuilt one side. It ran OK so I sold it. The next
day the new owner called to say it had dropped a valve (other side) on the way home. I lost so much money on this
bike, money I simply did not have. I should have known better because Dad had a Mark II 850 Le Mans in the
1980's and we both agreed it was totally overrated and had too many inherent problems.

Honda 75 ?? The wife of someone I knew offered me a Honda Scooter that her husband had laying in his garage.
Even better he refused to take money as payment. We got it in the back of my car and I took it home. I had it
running in 30 minutes. I recall this bike had some sort of wind up clockwork starter mechanism, quiet clever. I sold
it to my local postman who used it for a couple of years.
This is a photo of the bike but I don't know the model.

Italjet 350 I had watched a Trail Bike Enduro Club event (TBEC) at Chippenham in Suffolk and I wanted to try an
Enduro. The Italjet was only a couple of years old and being sold ridiculously cheap so I bought it off a dealer.
The bike was a 350 Bultaco engine in an Italjet frame with the rear shock horizontal between the bottom frame
tubes under the engine. It sounded OK, the engine was simple and I liked it's quirkiness.
I road it a Whaddon in my first Enduro. What a bitch to start. It ran OK but it was so outclassed, not that it
mattered, I was almost dead after 2 laps (2 years later I was completing 12 laps and loving every hard fought
minute of it).
Why do the Italians create such clever bikes but don't bother to make them robust enough to use.
Kawasaki KH100 I had sold my trusty XL250 and another friend sold me his tatty K100 Trail bike for £75. I wanted
one because some guy had been riding up and down near vertical slopes at the gravel pit on his K100.
I tuned the engine, I resprayed everything green and bought another seat. The finished bike looked very good but I
have no photo.
The K100 was small, nimble, torquey and great fun off road. Unfortunately it was not much fun on road getting
there. A young lad and his dad came to look at it. Off his son went and he came back grinning wanting the bike.
I'm sure my version was much quicker than his dad thought possible.



Kawasaki KMX125 I wanted a Trail bike that I could ride in Enduro's. I bought a KMX125 from the local airbase
for £600. I sent the head and barrels off to Stan Stephens who did a super polishing & tuning job for £75.
I then went trail riding in Wales with the Cambridgeshire TRF. The first trail I ever rode is also the most difficult
trail I've ever ridden, what a start to my green laning. Over a deep, wide stream, through a hedge then up a cliff
using an old pack horse trail that was sometimes used as a trials section. We all stopped several times with
overheated engines. The Cambridge TRF were a great bunch and we had some fantastic times over many
years. I also road the KMX in TBEC Enduro's, it could not keep up with pukka Enduro bikes. A good job because
the suspension was hopeless at speed off road, I would hit a bump and fall off.
A well built, reliable, sturdy bike that misfired for 100 yards every time you went near water.
Honda XR600 I wanted a real Enduro bike. There was a company called XR's Only in the New Forest. They had
a container with 42 bikes imported from California and I was the first to visit. This XR was mint, 4 years old, no
rust, just perfect. So I bought it.
I loved the XR to bits. I am only 5'8" and I could never really handle the XR well off road but I had a great 2 years
Trail riding, Enduro Riding and I went Moto Crossing as well.
The engine ran well (it was a Honda after all) and it had a Supertrapp silencer. I had the front pipes chromed
locally and she looked a treat. In the end we got a bit tired of each other after a Welsh 2 day event.

Yamaha TY 175 I was still single, I was into Enduro's and Trail riding so a Trials bike seemed an obvious next
step. I bought the TY175, sorted it, cleaned it and rode in one muddy Trial at Christmas on the side of a
reservoir in Leicestershire. It was sort of fun but not really for me, all that bunny hoping the better riders were
doing in their Lycra suits. I did enjoy riding up and down some previously impossible hills at the local gravel pit.
My eldest son who was in his teens also loved riding it
These bikes were gold dust in the UK. I advertised it for £200 more than I paid. The first guy came round, he
was a farmer and wanted to knock me down in price. No joking I had 10 more phone calls while he was
haggling. He bought the TY but he was so unhappy that I would not budge on the price.
Kawasaki KX100 & KX125 I bought the KX100 for my two sons to learn Motocross. Cost me £510. We ran it
4 years, I replaced a couple of pistons, brake pads and repainted the frame. I sold it for £480.
After a couple of yeas I also bought a KX125 for my eldest. We trecked all the way to Swansea to collect it.
Cost me £750 and I had to replace the 3rd gear cog (Caused by landing hard with foot on gear lever). Once
again this bike ran perfectly for at least 3 years and I got my money back when I sold it. Off road biking can be
so cheap if you are handy with a spanner.
Brilliant bikes for teenagers. I even rode the 125 myself in an Enduro because I was between off road bikes.




Suzuki GS1000 Malcolm one of my TRF friends started buying used Japanese bikes back from Italy.
They were all low mileage with no rust. This gave me a chance to try the bikes I could never afford in my
youth and make some cash. All they needed was some TLC. I had to get the tank resprayed and replace
the white seat. The GS1000 was fun to ride, it felt dated but it was still a good bike.
I sold it to a mysterious guy from Ireland. We arranged for me to trailer the bike up to Hollyhead, he met
me off the ferry. We did the deal, he paid cash and while we were chatting Special Branch came over and
took him in for questioning. I never knew his name, I guess even terrorist suspects are into bikes.
Kawasaki Z900 Another bike I always wanted to try. This one came from Malcolm with a kinky brown
suede seat. I rode over to Straightline Racing in Kings Lynn to buy anew exhaust system & new seat.
They offered me £380 for my airbox and a free set of K&N's. I said no but maybe I was being stupid.
On my first ever ride it was rattling at the front. I stopped and found the nuts fixing the axle to the bottom of
the fork legs were loose. From that moment on I will not ride a strange bike without a pre-flight check.
I sold it to a Policeman.
Suzuki RM250 (New) In 1996 Suzuki GB bought up unsold 1994 RM's and sold them for £3,000 new in
Greg Albertine WC colours. I bought mine from Bowers of Bury St Edmunds. A fantastic feeling to ride it
new. I loved the RM. I modified the engine as per DB Rider and fitted a flywheel
I was now getting close to a top 10 finish in TBEC enduro's. I also rode the Welsh 2 day, the John Banks,
Hyde Parker and many other events. This bike was great to ride, the forks were a little harsh (or probably I
was not really quick enough to fully compress them). The brakes never quite matched my previous RM.
The guy I sold it so fussed around and moaned at every little nick and imperfection. He gave me the cash
then laid the bike on it's side in the back of his van, no blanket, fuel still in tank, no hold down straps.
Plonker! I have great memories of this bike.
Suzuki RM250 By this time I was riding Moto Cross practice tracks every weekend. Common sense
prevailed and I finally bought a pukka 250 MX bike for £850. I suddenly found out easy they were to ride. The
suspension could really make light work of surfaces that had me fighting the heavy XR.
I reduced the size of the transfer ports as per DirtBike Rider and had a flywheel fitted to the alternator for
Enduro work (I could not afford a proper RMX version). The brakes on this RM250 were the best I've ever
had on any bike. I could out brake everyone with one finger. Better riders would come past and I'd still beat
them into a corner. It was also good at lock to lock tank slappers when I tried to pull my roll offs at speed
over bumps.




Suzuki SV650 On honeymoon I decided to buy a road bike for me to use and keep. I settled on an 18 month
old SV650. A good choice. I fitted an Art Exhaust can that was about it. The SV was good fun on the road and
it did everything I needed. A bit like my XZ550 with an extra 20 BHP. Dad bought it off me.
We both found that the SV650 could get into a vicious tank slapper if accelerating hard on a bumpy road. I
have never owned another road bike with this problem. The road testers recommended them for beginners.
I bet a few too many got caught out and crashed.
We went on holiday to Northern Cyprus and became friends with Bob a GS1150 owner who took 3 weeks off
to tour the Alps every year. I was hooked, I wanted to do the same. When I returned to the UK I searched the
Web and joined the BigTrailBike.com site. I booked to ride the Stella Alpina event in 2004. I
needed a bike and bought this XRV750 from Cambridge. I fitted a taller screen, remus exhaust, crash bars
& a top box. It was a great bike, one of my favourites. It looked splendid in red, white and blue. When I
removed the bodywork the Honda finish showed, corrosion everywhere. I remember that removing the front
plugs is a bitch.
I rode some long trips in the UK and then the Stella. Riding the Alps for the first time is one of life's greatest
prizes. Especially in the company of a great bunch of guys who love their bikes and ride fast.
The Africa twin needed more Ooomph, at times I was flat at 85 into wind on the peage. Then there was the
seat which was so painful on long trips. The XRV should have been developed rather than replacing it with
the Varadildo. There were 850 conversion kits but why bother when I could buy a Tiger 955i.
GasGas250EC I bought a nearly new GasGas250 from Halifax in the middle of the Foot and Mouth scare
when off road bikes could not be ridden (Unlike off road horses!!!). The GasGas was a copy of a Honda
CR250 engine in a bright, chrome plated copy of a Kawasaki KX frame. GasGas incorporated a balancer
shaft, a low central fuel cell and it had a 6 speed 125 type gear box. Cycle parts included an Ohlins shock,
quality swinging arm, "U" rims, huge spokes and electronic instruments that never worked. A very clever
Enduro bike developed for Paul Edmundson. The GasGas was so easy to ride. The soft suspension soaked
up everything and for lesser riders like me I could nail it for the whole 3 hours in an Enduro whereas the KTM
was too much.
Surprisingly the GasGas ran perfectly for 3 years. It was noisy through. At one event even brand new bikes
failed the noise tests. I remarried and sold it. I had to give up off road riding because I no longer had the time.
3rd KTM300 EXC (New) After 2 years I sold my 300EXC and bought a new replacement (In it's box). I took the
bike to an Enduro to run it in and it laid it's chain on the ground in the first lap. Dooh! This bike vibrated too
much for me and it was so fast, even more so then it's predecessor. I stripped the engine to have the crank
checked. Everything was KTM perfect. Unfortunately I got too much arm pump and tennis elbow from riding it.
It was indecently quick. I could clear most table top jumps and my trouble was landing too far off the end, my
ankles used to hurt on landing because this KTM flew so far.
I sold the bike because I could not maintain a decent speed in a 3 hour event. A better rider would have loved
it.

Ducati 900SS My father got a call from the brother of my godmother who had a neighbour who's lodger had
a bike for sale, was he interested? You could not make it up. I went up and bought the bike, not knowing
what I was going to see.
This was an Australian spec Ducati the guy had bought in Singapore and brought it back to the UK. It had all
the paperwork and was very original ,no rust, Borianni rims, paper thin bodywork with the original paint. The
pictures do not do it justice, it was in amazing condition and unrestored.
I had always longed to ride one of these but a Ducati! Italian! Every time I switched it on different lights would
or would not work. I could start it 3rd kick but it was a big challenge to get going. I advertised the bike and so
many callers were put off because it was imported. Dickheads, where do they think Dukes are made,
Guildford? Other callers wanted the later model with cast wheels (and the soft Darmah engine) What!!! were
they completely mad? Anyway a great guy came to see it. He knew all about them, he pointed out a few
minor things that were not original. He started it first kick and paid the asking price. I made enough money
to pay for my Tiger 955i and he got probably the best, most original 900SS in the UK so we were both happy.
I only ever rode the Duke 10 miles, it was smooth but I just knew it was fragile and I dare not give it any stick,
especially after my 650 Monza. I will never buy an Italian bike to keep, I don't trust them.
Mondial 151RS 150cc Scooter (New) We have a place in Turkey near Bodrum. I bought a brand new
Mondial 151RS Scooter for £655 on the road. It has a 4 stroke engine, automatic clutch and variable
transmission. Disk brakes, loads of storage and has bodywork cool enough to be an R1.
The Mondial scooter is fantastic. It rips up to 100 kph and will go anywhere. Great fun. I love exploring
solo or 2 up, going to the shops, finding new beaches etc. If I were retired I'd even ride it back to the UK
just for the buzz of touring Europe on a 150 scooter. Spares are cheap e.g. the front pads needed
replacing and I paid £40 to have a new master cylinder, new pipe, new caliper assembly fitted plus an
oil change and a new spark plug. I have ridden it 5,000km so far, nice.

Daytona 955i It had to be done. I fancied trying out a Daytona. I picked this one up in Kent. It was mid
winter and the train I took down got delayed. I rode home in a snow storm for 105 miles as it got dark.
My Klan heated jacker was great but my fingers and toes were so cold I had to stop to warm up.
I really liked the Daytona, a bit more power than the Tiger 955i and much taller gearing gives it a fast,
relaxing long legged personality. They look the business in yellow and sound so good next to a Jap 4
cylinder. This Daytona had been ridden all year under the bodywork there was nowhere near as much
corrosion as my Honda XRV. Triumph really do supply a good quality, long lasting finish. I sold it
reluctantly.
2nd KTM300 EXC (New)
Somewhere in Tunstall forest
Honda CB500 twin Someone I knew through work offered me this CB500 as a non runner. It sat round the
side of my house for a year. I got it going but the bike was not worth fixing up. So I sold it on as a project. The
only time I have not completed a "Project"
Kawasaki Z900 Italian Café conversion Malcolm had a
rather sad looking unfinished Italian Café conversion
gathering dust. I bought it and you can see the result. The
fibreglass fuel tank was beautiful, it was sculpted to
mould to the body of the rider. I rebuilt, polished and
sprayed the bike. It looked very good. I took it for a test
ride the day before the MOT and a Police Car followed me
home. I had no tax, no mot but they admired the bike so
much they let me off.
I found the Z900 too much of a stretch I could barely reach
the bars. It ran well but oh the brakes. When you ride a 20
year old bike the brakes and the grip from the tyres really
show their age.
I sold it and trailered the Z900 down to the M4 Services
near Swindon. On the way I learned that Princess Dianna
had just been killed, very sad.
1st KTM300 EXC After 2 years I sold my RM and bought a Pumpkin coloured 300 KTM from a friend. It
had such a smooth tractable engine and a seat that made you stand. I rode it in one Enduro. The gear
lever fell off on the first lap and I rode the remaining 3 hours in 4th. These KTM's can really lug and it
never wanted to stall. So much easier to ride in an Enduro than my RM and so quiet. On the down side
it was high and wide and no where near as nimble as the RM. I liked it so much I decided to buy a one
of the new Tangerine Dream KTM's.
Triumph Tiger 955i (New)
Triumph Tiger 1050 (New)

Suzuki GSXR100K Another of my all time favourite bikes. I was getting divorced
and knowing I would soon be penniless I saw this nearly new GSXR in the local
paper. Metallic charcoal and silver/grey in as new condition. I paid £3,600. The
"K" model was the last of the right side up forks. The press slated it after some
TT riders reported handling problems.
The engine has been de-restricted and she was so fast. I clocked 175 redlined
in top going up a gradient and my chin was not on the tank. The bike had a
prodigious mid range in 3rd, or 4th 100 mph was never more than 2 seconds
away. The handling required continuous rider input. You could not sit neutral on
the K. I had to force it into corners and pick it up on the way out. So very
rewarding to ride, a real "Mans bike" I loved it to bits. I think the handling issues
were caused by the rebound damping being too firm. On bumpy corners the
suspension compressed and could not recover in time for the next bump which
caused me a couple of moments!
I was a member of the local Bike club and the 1100K could live with anything. I
know that Busa's and ZZR1300's are now quicker but in its day the GSXR1100K
was so much faster than anything else on the road. I absolutely loved it. I rode it
all summer and sold it for £4,200. Perfect.






I wanted a new KTM and a friend was keen to start importing them. After a long saga I got the
second of the new Tangerine coloured KTM's to reach the UK. I wanted to get the KTM in it's
crate and assemble it myself. That is my bike in the box on my drive. What a great day.
The KTM was so slim, so light, so nimble and so tractable. Everything about it was 100% better
than my previous off road bikes. I rode it in the John Banks Enduro no one else in the UK had
seen one, not even the works riders. I felt chuffed to bits.
The speed and acceleration of the 300 KTM engine got me. I'd come out of a ditch into an open
field. "Engage Warp drive Mr Scott, aye, aye Captain". Whoosh. I know road bikes are quicker
but the shear exhilaration of winding up through all the gears while crossing a bumpy field,
braking hard to do a 180 round a tree and blasting back again is so very rewarding. Only riding
a Tiger 1050 fast up some of the Alpine passes comes close.
After 12 months I took the engine apart to try and improve it. The quality of the KTM engineering
was incredible. Every casting was perfect. Every gasket was a perfect fit, no rough edges
anywhere. I just put it back together. It was great to work on. Truly the best engineering I have
ever seen on a bike. Well done KTM.
I rode it in the Welsh 2 day and I was in 8th in the Clubman's class till I fell and crushed a finger.
I won a silver medal but not gold.




